Things to Do while Lying in Bed Sick:
1. Stare up at the popcorn ceiling and count the bumps.
2. Wonder why you never noticed there were 5 blades
on this ceiling fan instead of the usual 4.
3. Vow never to eat _______ again.
4. Imagine yourself on your dream vacation.
5. Wonder what kind of construction project requires so much noise on a Saturday morning.
6. Actually read all the tweets of the people you follow. Twice.
7. Recall what it felt like as a kid to be sick and have your mom bring you chicken soup and 7up in bed.
8. Wish that the wash machine could load itself.
9. Really listen to the silly conversations between my kids and their friends on the other side of the wall and laugh.
10. Take a nice long nap and try not to have that super weird dream again.
to be continued...maybe. zzzzzzzzz.
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